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Story

Once upon a time there was a man.His name was Joe.He lived in a very small town on the South of Scotland.He loved his life very much and he was very kind and handsome.He liked to do different things, something like playing football,reading books,teaching students,learning languages,etc.But something disturbed him.And one day he realized why he feels so alone.
All his life he made things that did not satisfy him.And he found thing that satisfied him.It made him happy and he did it better than anyone.It was drawing. Soon he became very popular and famous artist.He married his good friend.They had three children and they were very happy.They died in one day.

Joke

A mother has been reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

Статья 24

Элина Серышева.
9 "Б" класс

NEWS

A Ralph Lauren model who made headlines after a horribly Photoshopped ad left her body unbelievably thin, is claiming she was fired by the clothing company for being too fat.

Filippa Hamilton, who looked more like a bobble head than a high-fashion model in a recent ad for Ralph Lauren Blue Label, told the New York Daily News she was canned because her slim, 120-pound frame apparently was not cutting it anymore for the designer.

"They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore," she told The News.

Hamilton also said she was beside herself when she got her first glimpse of the now-infamous touched-up ad that made headlines around the world.

"I was shocked to see that super skinny girl with my face," she said. "It's very sad, I think, that Ralph Lauren could do something like that."

The clothing company later came under fire for putting the ad in circulation, which prompted the brand to issue an apology.

Although the ad appeared only in Japan, it took on a new life on the web as bloggers ferociously skewered the Photoshop disaster.

In wake of Hamilton going public with her termination, Polo Ralph Lauren released a statement, attempting to explain the model's abrupt dismissal.

"We consider her an important part of our imaging and branding. We regret that our relationship has ended as a result of her inability to meet the obligations under her contract with us," the statement said.

Love story

It was a beautiful spring day and we were walking in a very beautiful place. I do not remember how we came to this place, but I have never seen such an amazing place.I was with my boyfriend.I am dating with him about two years and I love him very much.Sometimes I feel that he wants to tell me something but he can't and I do not know why.
We were walking along the narrow path and there were millions of bright stars in the sky.It was so romantic.On the right the small river silently murmured.Birdies chirped.There was very silent and quiet.Suddenly,we appeared on a magic glade.It was fantastic.Over us butterflies flitted. Suddenly, music started somewhere:singing of birds, a grass rustle, murmuring of water. The nature tried to tell something,but I did not understand what.But it seemed to me that my boyfriend had guessed.He took my hand and looked me in the eyes.He pulled out from his pocket something like a small box.It was a ring.His voice was trembling and he began to breathe faster.And suddenly he asked: "Will you marry me?".My head swam,legs trembled and tears welled up in my eyes.But I said:"Yes,I will!" He kissed me.
Now I am lying in my warm bed,I am thinking of tonight and I am looking at the ring.We were very tired and we all felt very happy to be back home.

Halloween

Halloween pumpkin:
Nadezda Pupina; Viktoria Oshomkova; Rozanna Gabrieljan ;
Hallooween play:
Marat Mirzabalaev; Jakov Uleksin; Alina Kallas; Katarina Koroleva;
Halloween costumes:
Svetlana Zigalkina; Karina Davqdovskaja; Diana Einard; Alina Meos.

Titanic

"Titanic"(melodrama, drama) is very popular film.I think that everybody know this film but if you don't you have lost much.I consider that this film is for lovers because it is very romatic.:' )

The actors in Titanic approach to this film very much,especially Leonardo DiCaprio.He is pretty guy and he has beautiful bones of a face.I think that he is a great actor.He shows us all the emotions of his character.


If you decide to watch this film,it is better to take a handkerchief because I am assured for 99.9% that you will cry.In one word, this film is about true love,the ship-legend and its tragical ship-wreck.Come on watch it and you will never forget it!